Computer breaktrough - Computers which work 60% of the time

San Fransisco, USA, Monday - A San Fransisco computer company has come up with a revolutionary new computer design which enables desktop and laptop machines to work 60% of the time as opposed to current designs which tend to offer around 40% efficiency. Software which will not load or perform; hardware which continually crashes; modems which will not communicate and programmes which will not speak to each other, are features which we have all come to expect from modern technology. It seems that downtime is the default expectation when it comes to IT.

Now the technology company, Indofax Computer Hardware, has managed to break through the 50% barrier and produce computers which work more than half of the time. Managing Director, Peter Mullone, is delighted with the increase in performance. "My twelve year old son changed the design. I don't know what he did, but it seems to be working". "Complaints are down from between 3,000 and 4,000 a week to just 2,700 on average".

Encouraged by their recent success, the company are now working on designs for a printer which will work more than 10% of the time and which uses printer ink cartridges which will cost less than twice the price of the actual printer.
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